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Stupid White Woman was written at 16 Aug 06 - 10:04

So, my dear, poor Adam got into his first ever car accident the day before yesterday. We were lollygagaiging/strolling down Main St. in Cedar Falls and as soon as we came over this hill I noticed a yellowish older looking large sedan with black accents, pulling out to the intersection, they slowed down as we kept going on the road, the they pulled out, and I was like "OMG, they aren't." But they did. So Adam slammed on the breaks and I felt it in my back, but it didn't hurt afterwards, but he hit them hard, 'cause this dumbass pulled out in front of us, so he tried swerving into the other lane to avoid a colision, but it was unavoidable, unless he wanted to manuver the car in a fashion that would have put us both in more crisis. There was a pole I pointed out to him that if he had swerved while putting on a break so hard, we could have hit and we'd both be hurting.

Anyway, so we hit her, and she got out of her car on the passenger side because her door was locked in/wrecked. I could have totally known, she was a frumpy old fat lady dressed from head to toe in bright pink (including her ugly sunhat) and after the police officer gave us the report, it turns out she had a class B driving restriction (NEEDS GLASSES) she was not wearing them when we hit her. From my and Adam's observation, she wasent wearing them at the time of the crash either. I was the only one with a cancerous cell phone on me so i gave it to Adam and he called the cops, while he was on the phone the stupid lady came up to me (grey hair elderly and all) and went: "Did you see me?" And I nodded a certain "YES", but I didn't say anything because I'm all about non-confrontation.

Anyway, that's that. I now work at the Ceader Falls, IA hell-mart. Things are weird at this one, it's a college town instead of a tourist town wal mart and things are just different in alot of ways. There are more nationalities though, which is pretty cool. Alot more black people, too. Which I would have liked except this stupid-ass woman went on about how I was baging shit wrong, And I AM USED TO PICKY BAGGERS, so I bag things ultra-conservatively, however this lady was like... she wanted one thing only, in every bag, and she told me (relating to a couple of belts "I want these separate" "Ok." I say, but nooooooooo I was supposed to put one in one bag and the other in a bag I had previously bagged and they had already put in their cart. Ohhhhhkaaaayy sorry I'm not psychic. Stupid white woman cashier can't read minds. This place is weird. She looked at me and rolled her eyes at me and went *pointing, finger waving* "No, miss, you aren't listening to me" All condesending like. It's ok, she's confused and is blaming it on me. Ohh I feel sorry for people like that. They wish they had a boyfriend like mine, I feel bad that they dont and opt for womanizing fools.


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